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  2. sexdrugsbeyonce:

    glam-alien:

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    kobetyrant:

    submitter: *skip to 3:12* I was at my first Beyoncé concert and some guy was holding a really rude sign saying “You can’t sing” so during crazy in love she hit her note early and told him to hit the same note and he butchered it then she walked away and said ‘exactly’. She played it off as casual for the cameras but everyone in the crowd was dying laughing cause we knew

    i am screaming. why would you pay $1000 to see someone you can’t stand? beyonce haters have no fucking logic.

    I love Petty Beyonce

    lmaooo sis did one of these

    Go the fuck offf motha!!!!

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  3. author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup

    english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast

    tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher

    loki: blinks

    tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.

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  6. swiftingthrough:

9gag:

I told my husband to play with our puppy more. He sent me this.

"i’m dashing" 

    swiftingthrough:

    9gag:

    I told my husband to play with our puppy more. He sent me this.

    "i’m dashing" 

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  9. ragecomics4you:

Guess who is going to hell..http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

    ragecomics4you:

    Guess who is going to hell..

    http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

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  10. ragecomics4you:

I wish him the besthttp://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

    ragecomics4you:

    I wish him the best

    http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

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