1. hlel:

Look at how straight this banana is like chill out

    hlel:

    Look at how straight this banana is like chill out

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  2. photo

    photo

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  3. So excited I enrolled in night classes. What could go wrong?

    mikeyisacunt:

    bent-duck:

    sylvia-socioplath:

    image

    christ

    girl on the left is physically repelled from him

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  4. shavingryansprivates:

    restart your computer to install important upd-

    image

    (via greetings)

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  5. masteroftasks:


pilgarlick:

I made this a while ago and I don’t know when I’d ever use it so I’m just gonna post it whatever man

This is the most glorious thing ever

    masteroftasks:

    pilgarlick:

    I made this a while ago and I don’t know when I’d ever use it so I’m just gonna post it whatever man

    This is the most glorious thing ever

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  8. sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

    sir-hathaway:

    gryffinpoor:

    dudemanbropants:

    gryffinpoor:

    thepreciousthing:

    the-ordinary-nerd:

    ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

    squad16:

    finalellipsis:

    bestnatesmithever:

    What if it bites me and it dies?

    that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

    What if it bites itself and I die?

    It’s voodoo.

    What if it bites me and someone else dies?

    That’s correlation, not causation.

    what if we bite each other and neither of us die

    that’s kinky

    oh my god

    this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

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  10. jtotheizzoe:

The environmental impact of oysters, in one photo
The water in both tanks came from the same source. The one on the right has bivalves. Not only do oysters naturally filter the waters in which they live, they can even protect humans from destructive hurricanes. For more, read about New York’s efforts to bring back oyster populations in the once-toxic Hudson River.
Delicious AND helpful. Who knew?
(photo via Steve Vilnit on Twitter)

    jtotheizzoe:

    The environmental impact of oysters, in one photo

    The water in both tanks came from the same source. The one on the right has bivalves. Not only do oysters naturally filter the waters in which they live, they can even protect humans from destructive hurricanes. For more, read about New York’s efforts to bring back oyster populations in the once-toxic Hudson River.

    Delicious AND helpful. Who knew?

    (photo via Steve Vilnit on Twitter)

    (via gosh-i-love-a-r-r-0-w-s)

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